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[SALT] - U Cant Dodge Our Bombs Son

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Zaraki    2

Hello fellow Pver's WvWer's,

Today is your lucky day because [SALT] - U Cant Dodge Our Bombs Son, is recruiting active WvW players. As the name suggests nobody can dodge our bombs because simply we never land them.

Requirements:

  1. Drop Purges Randomly - Hitting a player will result to your kick from the guild.
  2. Yolo Leap into all the wells - failing to die with the commander on first push will result in kick
  3. Call out bez for dodging fights - Not wanting to gvg in gh with only trailblazer classes will lead to a gkick
  4. 150 - Legendary Insights and all legendary armor (ofc)
  5. 1k WvW kills
  6. No WvW achievements on account so we can farm them
  7. Maximum 1 pip per tick
  8. Level 100 Fractals

Trial Phase

Upon your acceptance you will undergo an interview stage with Peachy on a talk of an anime of your choice (minimum 1hour of why you like the anime) She will also teach you how to record in game so nobody can see the skillbar.

 

May the purge be with you all. 

Sir Almighty Purgebot out.

 

P.S We accept only toxic cunts in the guild

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Zaraki    2

We are currently on gandara since gandara will soon be dying out if we dont carry them. 

Any [SALT] member you see can be asked for an invite since everyone is an acolyte of purging (what u mortals refer to as officer)

 

May the purging cleanse you,

 

 

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Zenith    176

You.....

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You are a bunch of impostors! The only true Salt guild plays on Deso. You are a spawn of heresy! Prepare yourself for violent purge (provided Anet matches u s in the future).

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MogoN    57
5 hours ago, Zenith said:

You are a bunch of impostors! The only true Salt guild plays on Deso. You are a spawn of heresy! Prepare yourself for violent purge (provided Anet matches u s in the future).

kys

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6 hours ago, Zenith said:

You are a bunch of impostors! The only true Salt guild plays on Deso. You are a spawn of heresy! Prepare yourself for violent purge (provided Anet matches u s in the future).

Deso does not take any responsibility for this clear sign of autism. We would like to hand it over to the real SALT players on Gandara as a sex slave in return for peace and memes

If they did match with us, I would bet on 15 of their pugs against the 15 Salt members on Deso

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Zenith    176

Resistance is futile, nameless and cursed one. I have ascended, none shall stand before me! Especially not those impostors!

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